Hi, I'm Britney.

i'm 20, am in college, love hockey, and i really like socks :]

Hanif Kureishi (via mishproductions)

(Source: ryannxp, via mamatots)

You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they overwhelm you. Too far, and they abandon you.

sharonosbourne:

could you maybe not flirt with the person that I’ve mentally claimed thanks

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”

(Source: bickled, via runfuckerrun)

kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

petewentzturnedmikeywayscene:

if you are actually stupid enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.

(via nayru-charm)

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

(Source: brucebaled, via brickbyboringbrick523)

mamatots:

thegoddamazon:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

Yes.

exactly

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

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